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This Week’s Sign That the Apocalypse is Upon Us… Black Friday edition!

A Wal-Mart worker died after being trampled when hundreds of shoppers smashed through the doors of a Long Island store Friday morning, police and witnesses said.
The 34-year-old worker, employed as an overnight stock clerk, tried to hold back the unruly crowds just after the Valley Stream store opened at 5 a.m. Witnesses said the surging [...]

McCain Tongue Twisted!

The other night on The Colbert Report, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert (DFA) noted that John McCain was doing something peculiar with his tongue. The upshot of the joke was that McCain was repeatedly sticking his tongue out like a reptile.

Lizards smell with their tongues! Just like snakes, a lizard will stick out its tongue to [...]

Matt Damon on Sarah Palin

Pretty much sums up about what half of America thinks.

Actor Matt Damon criticizes Alaska governor Sarah Palin, citing her inexperience in national politics and comparing her candidacy to “a bad Disney movie.”