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		<title>Good news, everyone! &#8216;Futurama&#8217; is back!</title>
		<link>http://www.sendecki.com/2009/06/10/good-news-everyone-futurama-is-back/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 16:19:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A spokesperson for 20th Century Fox Television confirms that the network has ordered a whopping 26 new episodes of Matt Groening&#8217;s and David X. Cohen&#8217;s late, great animated series to air beginning in 2010.

The studio cites Futurama&#8217;s &#8220;blockbuster&#8221; performance on DVD and in reruns on Comedy Central as the reason for its rebirth. Alright Fox, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A spokesperson for 20th Century Fox Television confirms that the network has ordered a whopping 26 new episodes of Matt Groening&#8217;s and David X. Cohen&#8217;s late, great animated series to air beginning in 2010.<br />
<a href="http://www.sendecki.com/wp-content/uploads/futurama.jpg"><img src="http://www.sendecki.com/wp-content/uploads/futurama.jpg" alt="futurama" title="futurama" width="468" height="279" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-317" /></a><br />
The studio cites Futurama&#8217;s &#8220;blockbuster&#8221; performance on DVD and in reruns on Comedy Central as the reason for its rebirth. Alright Fox, we&#8217;re even — I&#8217;ll forgive you for &#8216;Fox News&#8217;. Aw, who am I kidding? No we&#8217;re not. Fox has filled me with hope. Plus some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing.</p>
<p>Read <a href="http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2009/06/its-official-futurama-returns.html">here</a> for the full story.</p>
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		<title>The New Deal</title>
		<link>http://www.sendecki.com/2009/02/27/the-new-deal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 20:55:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Finance]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The  current economic situation reflects a new world order! It follows that, a number of so-called &#8216;Blue Chip&#8217; companies have had to modify their logos to refect the new reality. Indeed, seeing is believing!
Thanks to my co-worker, Shannon, for forward this to me. Not sure who to credit for these—if you know the designer, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The  current economic situation reflects a new world order! It follows that, a number of so-called &#8216;Blue Chip&#8217; companies have had to modify their logos to refect the new reality. Indeed, seeing is believing!</p>
<p>Thanks to my co-worker, Shannon, for forward this to me. Not sure who to credit for these—if you know the designer, please let me know!</p>
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		<title>Aging lizard attacks Obama</title>
		<link>http://www.sendecki.com/2008/10/16/aging-lizard-attacks-obama/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:45:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Laughs]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[US Republican presidential nominee Senator John McCain (R-AZ) reacts to almost heading the wrong way off the stage after shaking hands with Democratic presidential nominee Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) at the conclusion of the final presidential debate at Hofstra University in Hempstead, New York, October 15, 2008. 

Snagged via Yahoo! News. By far the weirdest [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>US Republican presidential nominee Senator John McCain (R-AZ) reacts to almost heading the wrong way off the stage after shaking hands with Democratic presidential nominee Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) at the conclusion of the final presidential debate at Hofstra University in Hempstead, New York, October 15, 2008. </p>
<p><a href="http://www.sendecki.com/wp-content/uploads/r1772410910.jpg"><img src="http://www.sendecki.com/wp-content/uploads/r1772410910.jpg" alt="" title="r1772410910" width="468" height="355" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-131" /></a></p>
<p>Snagged via <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Republican-presidential-nominee-shaking-hands-Senator-Barack-Obama-presidential-debate/photo//081016/ids_photos_ts/r1772410910.jpg/;_ylt=AujAY6EXHmMQy5Zsha09SbsDW7oF">Yahoo! News</a>. By far the weirdest interaction during their presidential debate at Hofstra University in Hempstead, New York. McCain&#8217;s a tool.</p>
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		<title>Normal</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 15:35:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the Washington Post&#8217;s Ellen Goodman comes this gem:
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for &#8211; in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From the <em><a href="http://www.postwritersgroup.com/goodman.htm">Washington Post&#8217;s</a></em> <a href="http://www.ellengoodman.com/">Ellen Goodman</a> comes this gem:</p>
<blockquote><p>Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for &#8211; in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.</p></blockquote>
<p>Anyway — <a href="http://www.ellengoodman.com/">check her out</a> she&#8217;s a Pulitzer prize–winning columnist, author, speaker, and commentator who refuses to call herself a pundit. Offers some good insight.</p>
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		<title>In case you were wondering&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.sendecki.com/2008/09/11/in-case-you-were-wondering/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 14:53:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re still here. Has CERN&#8217;s Large Hadron Collider destroyed the earth yet? Click here for updates:
http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/
CERN&#8217;s 17-mile long atom smasher was just turned on and we&#8217;re awaiting reports on how the tests have gone. The Large Hadron Collider did experience &#8220;small electrical problems&#8221; overnight, but the world did not blow up.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We&#8217;re still here. Has CERN&#8217;s Large Hadron Collider destroyed the earth yet? Click here for <a href="http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/">updates</a>:</p>
<p><a href="http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/">http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/</a></p>
<p>CERN&#8217;s 17-mile long atom smasher was just turned on and we&#8217;re awaiting reports on how the tests have gone. The Large Hadron Collider did experience &#8220;small electrical problems&#8221; overnight, but the world did not blow up.</p>
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		<title>US presidential election too close to call</title>
		<link>http://www.sendecki.com/2008/09/09/us-presidential-election-too-close-to-call/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 18:30:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Light Grey denotes &#8220;Strong Obama&#8221;. Dark Grey denotes &#8220;Too close too call&#8221;. Global public opinion data shows a clear Obama trend across much of planet Earth. 
A joke, but with a hint of truth. People around the world are hoping a new president in the White House will bring positive change to US foreign policy [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Light Grey denotes &#8220;Strong Obama&#8221;. Dark Grey denotes &#8220;Too close too call&#8221;. Global public opinion data shows a clear Obama trend across much of planet Earth. </p>
<a href="http://www.sendecki.com/wp-content/uploads/obamatoclosetocall.jpg"><img src="http://www.sendecki.com/wp-content/uploads/obamatoclosetocall.jpg" alt="Too close to call..." title="obamatoclosetocall" width="468" height="205" class="size-full wp-image-99" /></a>
<p>A joke, but with a hint of truth. People around the world are hoping a new president in the White House will bring positive change to US foreign policy — and more trust Sen. Barack Obama rather than Sen. John McCain to &#8220;do the right thing&#8221; in world affairs, according to <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/Vote2008/story?id=5054401&#038;page=1">this</a> international survey of 24 countries by the Pew Research Center. </p>
<p>Foreign audiences perceive Senator Obama as giving them what they want &#8212; a change in US policy. Those people around the world who support Senator Obama believe his promise of change &#8212; and want him to make good on it.</p>
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		<title>Lies, damned lies, and statistics&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.sendecki.com/2008/08/12/lies-damned-lies-and-statistics/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:44:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[El Paso County&#8217;s legislative delegation is a baker&#8217;s dozen of wacky Republicans. Home to one Mary Anne Tebedo. She is a walking quote machine. And whenever she turns around, she&#8217;s got at least one foot in her mouth. Of minorities, she has said their culture encourages sexual promiscuity for girls. 

Of teen pregnancy—as evidenced above—she [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>El Paso County&#8217;s legislative delegation is a baker&#8217;s dozen of wacky Republicans. Home to one Mary Anne Tebedo. She is a walking quote machine. And whenever she turns around, she&#8217;s got at least one foot in her mouth. Of minorities, she has said their culture encourages sexual promiscuity for girls. </p>
<p><a href='http://www.sendecki.com/wp-content/uploads/pregnancystatistic.jpg'><img src="http://www.sendecki.com/wp-content/uploads/pregnancystatistic.jpg" alt="Teen pregnancy statistics..." title="pregnancystatistic" width="271" height="197" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-91" /></a></p>
<p>Of teen pregnancy—as evidenced above—she has said, it &#8220;drops off significantly after age 25.&#8221; </p>
<p>Of women publicly displaying guns, she has said, &#8220;it just isn&#8217;t fashionable.&#8221; </p>
<p>Her latest freakout has been over the injustice of daylight savings time. She thinks it should be lighter all year in Colorado. So she&#8217;s calling for a voter referendum on whether to keep the state on standard time year-round. </p>
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		<title>This Week&#8217;s Sign That the Apocalypse is Upon Us&#8230; Flip that house edition!</title>
		<link>http://www.sendecki.com/2008/08/08/this-weeks-sign-that-the-apocalypse-is-upon-us-flip-that-house-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 21:06:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel</dc:creator>
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This Week&#8217;s Sign That the Apocalypse is Upon Us&#8230; Banks happily loaned whatever amount borrowers wanted as long as the banks could then sell the loan, pushing the default risk onto Fannie Mae (taxpayers) or onto buyers of mortgage-backed bonds. 
Now that it has become clear that a trillion dollars in mortgage loans will not [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://www.sendecki.com/wp-content/uploads/housesaleindividual.jpg'><img src="http://www.sendecki.com/wp-content/uploads/housesaleindividual.jpg" alt="" title="House for sale by owner..." width="468" height="363" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-86" /></a></p>
<p><strong>This Week&#8217;s Sign That the Apocalypse is Upon Us&#8230;</strong> Banks happily loaned whatever amount borrowers wanted as long as the banks could then sell the loan, pushing the default risk onto Fannie Mae (taxpayers) or onto buyers of mortgage-backed bonds. </p>
<p>Now that it has become clear that a trillion dollars in mortgage loans will not be repaid, Fannie Mae is under pressure not to buy risky loans and investors do not want mortgage-backed bonds.</p>
<p>In short, middle-call homebuyers in the US are hurting; hence, the image above&#8230;</p>
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		<title>That&#8217;s how I roll&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.sendecki.com/2008/07/16/thats-how-i-roll/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:35:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel</dc:creator>
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Why punctuation is practical, why spelling is important, and why legibility is necessary. That&#8217;s how we roll&#8230;
Discovered over at The Rut.
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<p>Why punctuation is practical, why spelling is important, and why legibility is necessary. That&#8217;s how we roll&#8230;</p>
<p>Discovered over at <a href="http://bigeyedeer.wordpress.com/2008/07/15/this-cartoon-wrote-a-sweary-word-on-your-toilet-wall/">The Rut</a>.</p>
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		<title>This week’s sign that the apocalypse is upon us, mobile edition</title>
		<link>http://www.sendecki.com/2008/03/06/this-week%e2%80%99s-sign-that-the-apocalypse-is-upon-us-mobile-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 13:20:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently, a study in the UK found that one in ten people actually managed to hurt themselves by walking into a post while peering down at their mobile phone screen. The mishaps are dubbed &#8220;walking and texting&#8221; injuries. Courtesy of Yahoo News:
Padded lampposts are being trialled in a London street to protect inattentive pedestrians. A [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apparently, a study in the UK found that one in ten people actually managed to hurt themselves by walking into a post while peering down at their mobile phone screen. The mishaps are dubbed &#8220;walking and texting&#8221; injuries. Courtesy of Yahoo News:</p>
<blockquote><p>Padded lampposts are being trialled in a London street to protect inattentive pedestrians. A pilot scheme has been launched in Brick Lane after it was found to have the highest number of &#8216;walking and texting&#8217; injuries in the country. A study carried out by 118 118 found one in ten people has hurt themselves while focused on their mobile phone screen. The charity <strong>Living Streets</strong> is so concerned that it has teamed up with the directory enquiries service to test a scheme to wrap up the nation&#8217;s lampposts. A poll will be carried out on Brick Lane to gauge the response of locals. If successful, the concept will be rolled out in Birmingham, Manchester, and Liverpool.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href='http://www.sendecki.com/wp-content/uploads/padded_post.jpg' title='Padded post'><img src='http://www.sendecki.com/wp-content/uploads/padded_post.jpg' alt='Padded post' /></a></p>
<p>Couldn&#8217;t the city just mandate that all texters/walkers wear a helmet? <strong>Living Streets</strong> must be a little PR hungry right now, thinking they could get into the tabloids pretty quickly with this <em>great</em> idea.<a href="http://uk.news.yahoo.com/itn/20080304/tuk-padding-to-protect-pedestrians-dba1618.html">Click here to read the original story</a>. </p>
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