Category Archives: Laughs

This week’s sign that the apocalypse is upon us, mobile edition

Apparently, a study in the UK found that one in ten people actually managed to hurt themselves by walking into a post while peering down at their mobile phone screen. The mishaps are dubbed “walking and texting” injuries. Courtesy of Yahoo News:
Padded lampposts are being trialled in a London street to protect inattentive pedestrians. A […]

If our American way of life fails the child…

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“If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all.”
—Pearl S. Buck, Nobel Prize winner

Come a little closer

Creative advertisement by funeral services company Bergmann. Seen at a subway in Berlin. Click on the picture below for a resolution that’s a little easier on the eyes.

The tagline reads, “Come a little closer and you might need our services”.

The Surrealist Compliment Generator

The Surrealist Compliment Generator is as about as random as you can get. It’s an attempt to put modern web tech in the service of the Surrealist ideal of unpredictable word combinations. Reload the page for a new surrealist compliment as many times as your miind can take. Part of The Surrealism Server.
If I […]

The Zombie Food Pyramid

Apparently, the Zombie Food Pyramid has been updated since The Onion reported that zombie nutritionists were moving to an all-brain diet.

Remember, this pyramid isn’t one-size for every zombie. The Pyramid Plan offers every zombie a personal eating plan with the foods and amounts that are right for you.
Use the advice in the pyamid to help […]